and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
You know what's soul crushing? Walking to subway and find out you were too drunk to put on shoes and being denied service.
Um. I literally have no words.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
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