I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
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