He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
You're breaking my sexual little heart
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
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