vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
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