Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
let's get her a shirt that says "i went to key west for spring break and all i got was this illegitimate child."
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
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