just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
Something like; Dear Cupid, when are you going to send me someone to date that isn't a complete psychopath
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
Randomize
