Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
I accidentally burped into my bong.
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
Hungover at Subway, watching a business guy try to squeeze his way past my car to get into his. Bitch shouldn'ta parked over the line.
You truly are a temple of morality.
I am the night, I am justice, I am currently watching the fat biz guy pay a frat boy to back his car up for him so he can get in.
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