last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #
ah tequila...
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
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