he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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