I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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