Your mouth is God's brothel.
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
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I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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