There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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