I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
I almost hooked up with this girl last night. she had a tattoo of a cardinal next to her cooter. said it reminded her of her grandpa
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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