Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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