This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
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