ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
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