You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
my nextdoor neighbor called me saying "um hey, your mom just stumbled into bed with me and my husband, can you please come get her?"
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