You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
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