Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
Pretty sure I just had sex with the black kid who grew up in a car from "angels in the outfield"
How come I never meet celebrities?
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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