Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
i forgot i changed ur name in my phone to "the situation" so when u texted me i got really excited for a hot second
i thought we decided on me being "the altercation" instead
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
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