friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
He woke up wondering who broke in and rearranged all the furniture. He reviewed 11 hours of security footage before I told him he did it while whiskey-drunk.
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