But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
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