Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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