Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
anyone who says 'i love you' and then followed by 'im going to call the cops if you touch me' doesnt really mean the first part fyi
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
Randomize
