he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
I miss the days of selfishly blowing a load in the condom without her knowing and acting all like "we shouldn't do this" so she would get dressed and leave.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
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