fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
Why was I so drunk last night that I licked the bar and then the bartenders face? Why didn't you stop me? We can never go back there.
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
And with the bitter taste of failure in my mouth, i am off to pub to drown it in tequila and 19 year olds, so in the morning i can add pregnancy and stds to my list of problems.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
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