his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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