Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
So many bounce houses so little time
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
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