the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
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