we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
So bottomless mimosas = me waking up in a truck bed in a random neighborhood with no purse or phone or idea how I got there.
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
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