I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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