ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
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