just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
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