Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
I need water and some morals
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
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