He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
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