Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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