So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
When we were eating pie last night, I dropped some, and not only did you not judge me for far surpassing the 5 second rule, you let me use your foot to sock mop with. You're a good friend.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
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