You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
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