what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
Wearing Navy dress whites to a wedding is like having a magical panty removing device. I've never cockblocked a whole room just by existing before.
My ex-wife, who I haven't heard from since the divorce, just Amazoned me cherry flavored massage oil and a rainbow caps with the message "Happy Pride". What's the polite response?
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
Randomize