:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
Getting a high five from your dog when you're stoned is one the greatest rewards of being a pet owner.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
Tonight is an "I'm lonely and single so I'm going to curl up in a warm, melatonin and vodka enriched ball in the corner of my bed with a cat." kind of night.
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
Randomize