laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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