So I just went home and made my own spanx by cutting the legs off of a pair of nylons. I'm either a genius or missed my calling to live in a trailer park.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
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