He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
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