I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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