Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
The funny thing is... I'm about to go to the store to buy WD-40 and condoms... That's it.
And before you ask they are unrelated purchases.
she looked like the before picture.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
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