What happened last night?
You soiled yourself again and told everybody that you'd given birth.
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
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