I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
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