Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
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