Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
Hello my rib-scented angel!
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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