the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
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