So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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