I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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