He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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